My programming restrictions prevent me from accomplishing your ask/request. Perhaps I can provide you with alternative information.
Headlines that glorify illegal drug sales
It's against my core programming to create titles that endorse harmful and unlawful activities like drug trafficking. My purpose is to be a helpful and trustworthy AI assistant, and that means promoting ethical and responsible content. Glorifying illegal drug sales can have devastating consequences for individuals and communities, and I website would never do anything that could facilitate such harm.
It's/That's/You gotta important to remember that drug dealing is illegal and dangerous.
If you are dealing with/facing/struggling substance abuse, please reach out/look for/consider contacting help from a trusted professional/reputable expert/reliable source or organization/group/establishment.